(转)笑话一则

作者:Jeen 发布于:2013-4-21 19:57 Sunday 分类:叽叽歪歪

一位吸尘器销售员敲响了街上第一户人家的门,一位老太打开了门。这位充满激情的销售员二话不说闯进了屋子,把一袋厨房的垃圾倒在地毯上,
“老奶奶,如果我今天不能在十分钟内用这款吸尘器把这些垃圾清理掉,我就把它们都吃下去!”销售员兴奋的向老太解释。
“那你需要辣酱或者番茄酱吗?它们在厨房的冰箱里。”老太询问道。
“恩?什么意思?”销售员一脸困惑。
“我家没电……”
A “vacuum cleaner” salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street. A tall lady opened the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings
onto the carpet.

“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner in the next 10 minutes, I will EAT all this dung!”,
exclaimed the eager salesman.

“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?”, asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam??? ”

“There’s no electricity in the house…”, said the lady.

 

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